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You Ain't Ready for This (But Your Kids are Gonna Love It)

from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight by Dwarf Among Midgets

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lyrics

Headin into town tonight to get some tail
Gonna hit every bar tonight to find a female
Maybe she's loose, maybe she's gay?
I don't give a good God damn either way
Hey hey, I'm gonna get me some tail

Walked in the bar, seen you across the way
Seen your boyfriend lookin at me, what the fuck, is he gay?
I said, "Sorry, I don't play that way, all I wanna do is cum on your girlfriend's face!"
ON HER FUCKING FACE

Hey little momma, wanna come home with me?
I'm livin with my momma but I'm livin for free
She fills up the fridge, can I fill up your jaw?
Can you open your mouth, can you swallow it all?

Made it back to my place to see if she would
Take it up her pooper like I knew she should
She refused and I'm sorry to say,
but I knocked that bitch out and had my way...
in other words it was rape.

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from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

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We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

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