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Sacrifice Bunt
03:54
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I'm bloody and I'm muddy and she's pulling on my string
and she flushed me down the toilet now I'm floating down the stream
I'm twice the size I was and I'm caked in sour cream
I'm lying but I'm trying to make myself come clean...
LIFE IS A DREAM!
OF COTTON AND STRING
NOW MINE IS OVER
I'M FUCKING LOST AT SEA
LIFE IS A DREAM
OF COTTON AND STRING
NOW MINE IS OVER
I'M FLOATING OUT TO SEA
I'm twice the size I was, and she's pulling on my string
She flushed me down the toilet, I'm caked in sour cream :(
Please don't flush me
Please oh please don't flush me
Cuz I can't swim and I don't like to spin
Don't flush me..
(unrecognizable screaming)
Life is a dream!
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The Handicap Dance
03:22
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I'm down with syndrome and retarded to boot
I eat my own poop
But I get good parking, at least that's a perk
I can't run or dance and my dick doesn't work
GRAB A PARAPLEGIC IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE
CRAWL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND DO THE HANDICAP DANCE!
I can't run or dance
I can't walk or skip
I can't move my toes
Need help to take a shit
I'm down with syndrome and retarded to boot
I EAT MY OWN POOP
GRAB A PARAPLEGIC IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE
CRAWL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND DO THE HANDICAP DANCE!
PARAPLEGIC
PARAPLEGIC
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Can a Bus Dream?
03:21
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Sitting on the couch watching Family Guy
Lost track of time because I got so fucking high
Break it up, roll it up, smoke it up
Don't forget to plug the hole (carb)
Mary Jane's got me by the bowls...
I'm seeing green, Are you selling green?
Cuz I'm really steamed that I lost my weed
I lost my weed, I need some weed
I need some weed
I need weed yeah.
Marijuana reefer ganja hippie lettuce
marijuana blow puff draw weed bang dagga, bang dagga
Mary Jane, something without seeds
Whacky-Backy, Tea, T THC
Pot chronic sensimilia bush solid lambsbread
Reefer greenleaf sweetleaf bud kif toke rope
hemp hop smoke green colly doobage
soapbar poobar
Granddaddy purple.
Marijuana, Marijuana, Marijuana x352452
THC!
Can a bus read?
Can a bus write?
Can a bus smoke?
Can a bus toke?
Can a bus seed?
Can a bus dream?
Can a bus scream?
Can a bus dream?
Cannabis dream?
Can a bus dream?
CANNABIS DREAM
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Chunky Dicksnot
03:58
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I don't like the way you're looking at me
Looking like you set my kitchen on fire
Gotta pull my pants up higher
Cuz it burns, it burns, it burns when I go pee!
Maybe it's because of the blisters on my green semen machine
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
CHUNKY CHUNKY DICKSNOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
DIARRHEA FETUS SNOT
[DIARRHEA FEED US NOT?]
Now I'm sittin here with these red dots on my balls?
There's a flash on my ass and a bright red rash
and blood spillin on the bathroom walls
Now my nuts are sore and my penis begins to seep
Maybe I shouldn't have fucked a sheep
She set my kitchen on fire
That's a metaphor for herpes
Now I itch a lot
And it stings me when I pee
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT (x4)
FETUS SNOT
FEED US NOT
FEED US NOT
FETUS WHORE
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Whizker Biscuit
02:21
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Small time ho with the little nipple widget
I didn't know your mother was a midget
Put my beer on her head
(While she's tonguing my chode)
I'm in it to win it to hit it to quit it
SMALL HANDS MAKE MY MEAT LOOK BIGGER
Big time show fuckin with a midget lady
In the back jerkin off to Peter Brady
She can down my load
(but she doesn't own a computer)
She's a super dooper pooper scooper in a Mini Cooper
BITCH
SMALL HANDS MAKE MY MEAT LOOK BIGGER
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7. |
The DJ Tanner Show
02:00
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The Orgy Song
03:02
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Fat girls get detention
My dick is really itchin
I am here for the orgy
I am here for your mom
But your mom, she just gave me herpes
It's time to fuck your dog
I feel, there is something
Clean my bong out
smoke my resin
I am here for the orgy
I am here for your mom
But your mom, she just gave me syphilis
It's time to hit the bong
GET OFF ON THIS
GET OFF ON THIS
GET OFF ON THIS
GET OFF ON ME
GET OFF ON ME
GET OFF ON MY CHEST
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Headin into town tonight to get some tail
Gonna hit every bar tonight to find a female
Maybe she's loose, maybe she's gay?
I don't give a good God damn either way
Hey hey, I'm gonna get me some tail
Walked in the bar, seen you across the way
Seen your boyfriend lookin at me, what the fuck, is he gay?
I said, "Sorry, I don't play that way, all I wanna do is cum on your girlfriend's face!"
ON HER FUCKING FACE
Hey little momma, wanna come home with me?
I'm livin with my momma but I'm livin for free
She fills up the fridge, can I fill up your jaw?
Can you open your mouth, can you swallow it all?
Made it back to my place to see if she would
Take it up her pooper like I knew she should
She refused and I'm sorry to say,
but I knocked that bitch out and had my way...
in other words it was rape.
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Going on an arctic safari now baby
Got my Louisville Slugger on my back
Gonna find a healthy family of seals
Gonna give em a SMACK
Bloody baby seals make great tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make
Baby seals make tennis shoes
Baby seals make tennis shoes
Yeah.
Gonna keep your toes warm in the winter
Gonna get em and hit em, split em up the center
You think you know, you have no clue
bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make great tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Clubbing baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make
Baby seals make tennis shoes
YEAH
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11. |
Westfield Platypi
02:26
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GROSS
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Eatin fried chicken and lemonade
Smokin my pot drinkin hater-ade
Look at this platypus, I'm gonna get laid
Got a hot date with a meter maid
Pulled down her pants, made me afraid
She had a penis (I'm really not gay)
The herpes that she gave me won't go away
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for dildoes and anal lube
Lookin for dildoes and anal lube
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for screen doors and badger aids
Lookin for screen doors and badger aids!
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12. |
Stinky Pinky
03:09
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Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the blood, one in the mud
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her
I'M GONNA PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR ASSHOLE
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the blood, one in the mud
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her
I'M GONNA PUT MY THUMB IN YOUR BUTTHOLE
I WANNA SMELL YOUR POOP ON MY KNUCKLE
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
STINKY PINKY
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Dwarf Among Midgets Kokomo, Indiana
We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish
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