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Small time ho with the little nipple widget
I didn't know your mother was a midget
Put my beer on her head
(While she's tonguing my chode)
I'm in it to win it to hit it to quit it

SMALL HANDS MAKE MY MEAT LOOK BIGGER

Big time show fuckin with a midget lady
In the back jerkin off to Peter Brady
She can down my load
(but she doesn't own a computer)
She's a super dooper pooper scooper in a Mini Cooper

BITCH

SMALL HANDS MAKE MY MEAT LOOK BIGGER

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from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

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Dwarf Among Midgets Kokomo, Indiana

We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

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