We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

GROSS

Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Eatin fried chicken and lemonade
Smokin my pot drinkin hater-ade
Look at this platypus, I'm gonna get laid
Got a hot date with a meter maid
Pulled down her pants, made me afraid
She had a penis (I'm really not gay)
The herpes that she gave me won't go away

Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for dildoes and anal lube
Lookin for dildoes and anal lube
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for C-4 and hand grenades
Lookin for screen doors and badger aids
Lookin for screen doors and badger aids!

credits

from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Dwarf Among Midgets Kokomo, Indiana

We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

contact / help

Contact Dwarf Among Midgets

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Dwarf Among Midgets, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Seafood Sam joins the show to discuss his newest album, " Standing On Giant Shoulders".
listen now