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Timmy the Tampon the Tiny Tenant

from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight by Dwarf Among Midgets

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I'm bloody and I'm muddy and she's pulling on my string
and she flushed me down the toilet now I'm floating down the stream
I'm twice the size I was and I'm caked in sour cream
I'm lying but I'm trying to make myself come clean...

LIFE IS A DREAM!
OF COTTON AND STRING
NOW MINE IS OVER
I'M FUCKING LOST AT SEA
LIFE IS A DREAM
OF COTTON AND STRING
NOW MINE IS OVER
I'M FLOATING OUT TO SEA

I'm twice the size I was, and she's pulling on my string
She flushed me down the toilet, I'm caked in sour cream :(

Please don't flush me
Please oh please don't flush me
Cuz I can't swim and I don't like to spin
Don't flush me..

(unrecognizable screaming)

Life is a dream!

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from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

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We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

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