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I'm down with syndrome and retarded to boot
I eat my own poop
But I get good parking, at least that's a perk
I can't run or dance and my dick doesn't work

GRAB A PARAPLEGIC IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE
CRAWL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND DO THE HANDICAP DANCE!

I can't run or dance
I can't walk or skip
I can't move my toes
Need help to take a shit
I'm down with syndrome and retarded to boot
I EAT MY OWN POOP

GRAB A PARAPLEGIC IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE
CRAWL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR AND DO THE HANDICAP DANCE!
PARAPLEGIC
PARAPLEGIC

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from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

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Dwarf Among Midgets Kokomo, Indiana

We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

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