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I don't like the way you're looking at me
Looking like you set my kitchen on fire
Gotta pull my pants up higher
Cuz it burns, it burns, it burns when I go pee!
Maybe it's because of the blisters on my green semen machine

CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
CHUNKY CHUNKY DICKSNOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
DIARRHEA FETUS SNOT
[DIARRHEA FEED US NOT?]

Now I'm sittin here with these red dots on my balls?
There's a flash on my ass and a bright red rash
and blood spillin on the bathroom walls
Now my nuts are sore and my penis begins to seep
Maybe I shouldn't have fucked a sheep

She set my kitchen on fire
That's a metaphor for herpes
Now I itch a lot
And it stings me when I pee

CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT (x4)

FETUS SNOT
FEED US NOT
FEED US NOT
FETUS WHORE

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from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

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Dwarf Among Midgets Kokomo, Indiana

We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

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