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Baby Seals (Make Good Tennis Shoes)

from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight by Dwarf Among Midgets

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lyrics

Going on an arctic safari now baby
Got my Louisville Slugger on my back
Gonna find a healthy family of seals
Gonna give em a SMACK

Bloody baby seals make great tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make
Baby seals make tennis shoes
Baby seals make tennis shoes
Yeah.

Gonna keep your toes warm in the winter
Gonna get em and hit em, split em up the center
You think you know, you have no clue
bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes

Bloody baby seals make great tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make good tennis shoes
Clubbing baby seals make good tennis shoes
Bloody baby seals make
Baby seals make tennis shoes

YEAH

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from Bringing a Dwarf to a Gunfight, released August 24, 2013

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We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish

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