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Dwarfclaimer
01:02
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2. |
Bubble Trouble
03:25
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I can taste your sweat inside my mouth
you fat bitch, here's a cake snack!
Bubble Trouble, bleach your butthole
Find a fold and FUCK IT!
Manatee is what they call you,
It looks like you sat in cottage cheese
Sat in cottage cheese?
Yeah bitch sat in cottage cheese...
Lick on my balls in the back of the short bus.
Fuck it, suck it, stuff it in a bucket
I want to pee on shit
I have to pee on shit
Why won't you pee on shit?
So just pee on shit!
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3. |
2 Soon?
02:12
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Patrick Swayzee, are you crazy?
you got cancer in your tummy now you're fucking dead.
Take my hand, Ed Macmahon, Billy Mays he hit his head and now hes gonna die
gonna die youre gonna die gonna die youre gonna die
OH MY!
DEAD!
Michael Jackson, touched your black son
Stick a needle in your neck now youre fucking dead!
Farah Fawcett, she fucking lost it
she got cancer in her anus
now shes fucking dead
lions and tigers and bears OH MY!
Fuck everyone else cuz David Carradine's the man. THE MAN
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4. |
Fecal Matters
04:57
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Clench my cheeks, let it all fall out
Better out my backside than in my mouth
This is such, such a shitty rhyme
Number two, takes up all my time
IF ITS YELLOW LET IT MELLOW
IF ITS BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN
When i drink grape Kool-Aid
it turns my poop green
Kinda painful comin out
If ya know what I mean
When I eat pepperjack cheese
It makes my asshole bleed....
Just in case you didnt understand the words
We wrote this song
about our
TURDS!
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5. |
Looney Trip
02:50
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I met this pig named Porky
I put my balls on his chin
and that mother fucker
he went and squealed on me again!
They say not to make a deal with the devil
Well I did, his name was Taz!
and that mother fucker
he went and sold me a bad bag of CRACK!
Duck semen!
Wabbit semen!
Duck semen!
Wabbit semen!
Duck semen!
Wabbit semen!
Wabbit semen!
We sent Foghorn to KFC
Elmer went hunting with Dick Cheney
Made good luck charms out of Bugs Bunny
Road Runner got run over it was fuckin funny
We killed two birds with one stone
Fed Tweety to Sylvester then killed his like Stalone
Now I'm in jail, it's nothing like home
the moral of the story's never take acid alone!
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7. |
Urine Trouble
02:56
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It's on like Donkey Kong sucking Don Juan's schlong in Hong Kong
oh wait, thats the wrong song!
Now thats some massive chatter from the guy thats acting badder
than a fag that doesnt matter with an overactive bladder
cuz I peed on your mom
I peed on your dog
I peed on your cat
and I peed on your floor
I peed on your wall in your house
and every fucking person you know
I peed on your GOD
You know what makes me sad is that it doesnt facking matter that if Matty's fatter than the fatty daddy from Family Matters,
Adam Sandler put his handle on me, what an ass grabber
Swing batter batter, swing batter batter swing.
As a matter of fact Matty smashed a Cadillac through the set of Caddyshack snacking on some Cracker Jacks
smacking Jack Black with a fat stack of Black Cats, now your bloody buttcrack is like a open fanny pack.
GOD!
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8. |
Kurt Nobrainz
02:18
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Come as your are because it smells like Right Guard
All apologies for my heart shaped cock.
Serve the servants with dumb Polly lithium
Mollys lips are moist just like her vagina
KURT COBAIN!
SHOOT YOURSELF!
KURT NOBRAINZ?
SUIT YOURSELF!
Frances and Floyd eat Mexican seafood
have an anorexocism about a girl and how she blew
Territorial Pissings breed like a love buzz
because theres something in the way
at school, in bloom.
Rabies, rabies from a sheep
Rabies, rabies again.
Courtney Love's a whore
She's such a fucking whore...
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9. |
Once in Abortion
03:40
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I need a lady, that doesnt want a baby
I need a girl, that wants an abortion
She feels it kicking, kicking in her belly
I need a girl, who wants an abortion..
wants an abortion, yeah
I need a slut, who will take it in the butt
and not expect, anything more
I need a girl that wants an abortion
You filthy cunt
Dirty fucking whore
Do you want to have sex with me?
Do you want me to rub it faster?
Do you really want to go with me?
Do you want to go half on a bastard?
Go half on a bastard
I need a lady that doesnt want a baby
I need a girl that wants an abortion
Do you feel it kicking, kick it in your belly,
are you the girl that wants an abortion....?
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10. |
The Tail of Mr. Wigglez
03:02
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When I was a young boy, my momma took me to the carnival
"I saw him eating hot dogs, and riding all the rides!"
Then I saw a happy clown out the corner of my eye
"My name is Mr. Wigglez, I'm here to satisfy,
you know it only tickles, won't you follow me inside?"
he touched my ass,
I touched his ass.
I WAS RAPED BY SIXTEEN CLOWNS
I made a quick escape to evade the clown rape....
(incoherent mumbling from Mr. Wigglez)
he touched my ass, I love to touch his ass!
I WAS RAPED BY SIXTEEN CLOWNS!
now that its all over, I'm scarred for life
his red nose tickled my balls,
theres clown paint on my thighs!
He used a fat corndog to penetrate my anus,
put the clip on youtube, and made me fuckin famous!
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11. |
Meat Mr. Jigglez
03:03
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Come all you little children
come into my tent
I'll come on you children
come on, no regrets
dont call the cops, dont call the cops, dont call the cops please?
dreams are like fishes
they jump through my grasp
I thought Id pay rent
but I went and bought crack
(I BOUGHT CRACK!)
dont call the cops, dont call the cops, dont call the cops cheese?
your moms high cholesterol, it just isnt fair
she died half way up on a set of two stairs
(OF TWO STAIRS!)
dont call the cops, dont call the cops, dont call the cops please?
a hit and run momma
her blood on my lawn
must sell her on eBay
or try Vinnie's pawn
dont call the cops, dont call the cops, dont call the cops please?
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12. |
Molesto the Magnifico
02:32
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Molesto the Magnificent, raping kids to pay the rent!
the moon is full, rape and kill and peel and pull
molest a soul, insemination is my goal
there is a hole, a hole deep and slimy and cold
leads to her soul, a place for her body to mold!
MOLESTO! THE MAGNIFICO!
im deranged, need to make her feel my pain
the cumstain all over blood and broken brain
am i to blame for the sadness the passes the rain?
im so gay, raping time is time to play.
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13. |
Handjob
13:27
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I got my eye on you for the IOU
come on, now honey why you acting funny?
all you gotta do is bring the lube
set the pants loose, beat it like it owes you money.
GET OFF YOUR ASS!
GET OFF YOUR ASS!
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GIVE ME A HANDJOB!
I got baby's blood on my brand new slacks
throw up on my balls and catch up all the jacks
I got baby's cum on my girlfriend's back
She said you wanna lick it? I said fuck that!
GET OFF YOUR ASS!
GET OFF YOUR ASS!
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GIVE ME A HANDJOB!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
NOW WHERE YOU AT?
WHERE YOU AT?
WHERE YOU AT?
WHERE YOU AT?
NOW THERE YOU GO
NOW THERE YOU GO
NOW THERE YOU GO
NOW THERE YOU GO
GET OFF YOUR ASS!
GET OFF YOUR ASS!
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GIVE ME A HANDJOB!
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Dwarf Among Midgets Kokomo, Indiana
We are that bad joke that you are afraid to tell but you laugh at in secret. Bob Saget is our father. Working on our third album “Chemical Dwarfare” coming soonish
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